haikus

 

haiku

son of a motherfucker

whore-monkey-bitch-crap

give me back my damn donut

 

haiku 2

his music may well be good

but you can't deny

elton john is a homo

 

haiku 3

should i do more with my life?

try to get world peace?

sod that. 'ratinho' is on.

 

haiku 51

pink hamster experience...

exhaust-pipe ice-cream?!

laser-fish mung defender.

 

haiku 4

i want to break up with you.

nothing personal...

it's just... you look like yoda.

 

haiku 5

i'm not crazy, man.

you've got to believe...

jesus stole my hair dryer.

 

back