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top 10 lists
INCLUDES:
top 10 non-english language films
top 10 gay people to make fun of
top 10 things that are fun to do (for sad retards, such as myself)
1. that little sound french people make (eg. daniiiiihhhhhhhhhhhhh)
2. captions on pov-ass tv shows (eg. 'ex-paquito travesti entra na briga de dois primos gays')
3. pov-ass tv shows (eg. 'joão kléber'; 'festa do mallandro'; 'programa do ratinho')
4. big purple dinosaurs (eg. barney; meat loaf)
5. hippies (eg. agustina; lexie)
6. child molesters (eg. michael jackson; santa claus; safo)
7. that guy in the mariah carey video that can't sing, and just keeps yelling "get on the floor!"
8. people whose only answer to anything is "your mom" (eg. steven shieh)
9. really crappy subtitles on movies (eg. "why don't you blow me?" --> "exploda-me.")
10. reindeer with red noses (eg. rudolph; david letterman)
1. fastball
2. nelly furtado
3. weezer
4. oasis
5. the beatles
6. molotov
7. creed
8. nickelback
9. green day
10. travis
top 10 non-english language films
1. cidade de deus (brazil)
2. amores perros (mexico)
3. no man's land (bosnia)
4. el hijo de la novia (argentina)
5. nuovo cinema paradiso (italy)
6. o que é isso, companheiro? (brazil)
7. crouching tiger, hidden dragon (taiwan)
8. lola rennt (germany)
9. y tu mamá también (mexico)
10. hable con ella (spain)
1. 2001: a space travesty
2. the godson
3. good burger
4. men in white
5. wrongfully accused
6. bats
7. anaconda
8. every single jean-claude van damme movie
9. orgazmo
10. dude, where's my car?
top 10 gay people to make fun of
1. michael jackson
2. clodovil
3. liberace
4. that dude from the studio (see daily advice)
5. elton john
6. robin, from "batman"
7. that monitor from 'chão nosso'
8. adolf hitler
9. joão kléber (he likes doing that impression a little too much)
10. harry potter
(see the 'top 100' link at the start)
1. quentin tarantino
2. kevin smith
3. woody allen
4. oliver stone
5. david fincher
6. christopher nolan
7. martin scorcese
8. robert rodriguez
9. steven spielberg
10. steven soderbergh
1. norm macdonald
2. seth mcfarlane
3. dave barry
4. jimmy fallon
5. jerry seinfeld
6. jason alexander
7. denis leary
8. johnny knoxville
9. rob schneider
10. jim carrey
1. george w. bush
2. yosemite sam
3. garth brooks
4. george clooney in 'oh brother where art thou?'
5. bill clinton
6. whole cast of 'to kill a mockingbird'
7. jodie foster
8. britney spears
9. kathy bates in 'the waterboy'
10.whole cast of 'varsity blues', especially that fat guy from 'popular'
(click here for pictures)
1. nelly furtado
2. courteney cox arquette
3. jennifer connelly
4. kate beckinsale
5. salma hayek
6. kristin davis
7. ana claudia talancón
8. jennifer garner
9. patricia arquette (especially in 'true romance')
10. kathleen robertson
11. demi moore
12. alessandra ambrosio
13. natalie portman
14. christina applegate
15. katie holmes
1. this chick i once saw in mcdonalds... her pants were all down, so that her crack was showing... it was great
2. osama bin laden
3. clodovil
4. this chick i once saw in the mall
5. lavelle white
6. amaral
7. marcelinho paraíba
8. all three members of 'snz'
9. that old chick from 'the boys from brazil'
10. enéas
1. seinfeld - THE GREATEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION
2. family guy
3. jackass
4. whose line is it anyway?
5. titus
6. ed
7. everybody loves raymond
8. dark angel
9. friends
10. the fast show
top 10 things that are fun to do (for sad retards, such as myself)
1. driving up to old rich people in cars, rolling down the window, and saying "excuse me, do you have any gray poupon?"
2. going "yes, my child?" when someone says "jesus"
3. answering your phone, like, "mansão do senhor clodovil, pois não?"
4. going up to oriental people and saying, "buenos días, señor"
5. going to the chick in the movie ticket booth and going, "um número dois com coca grande"
6. going to the chick in the movie ticket booth and going, "duas meias e uma cueca" (get it? meia, as in half-price ticket...?)
7. going into the library, and singing loudly when people are trying to study
8. going to an office, or somewhere with an intercom, and paging yourself
9. when watching a dvd with someone else, watching the movie in french, and then looking at the person, and going "oh, i'm sorry", and changing the language to spanish
10. learning one sentence in japanese (or spanish) and saying it to a japanese (or spanish) person, every single time you see them
1. al pacino
2. that guy in the mariah carey video that can't sing, and just keeps yelling "get on the floor!"
3. al pacino
4. old yeller
5. al pacino
6. al pacino
7. sally field
8. al pacino
9. al pacino
10. mrs. rupert*